Jonzoo-Journalism
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Jonzoo is like Jon Woo making movies on LSE (yes, that's the superlative of LSD that you never knew of) -
but for writing.
Jonzoo is like thoughts that broke out of John's Zoo and everbody's trying to catch them, but during those trials people destroy the whole stupid city that they build for their mind to die in - and by doing so, they again in the end get what i was saying in the beginning and start smilin' 'bout that stylin'.
Jon-Zoo is like Iz.
Yournalism. Joornalism. Animalistic Journalism that bruck out da Zoo like an Ant smoking that hot-shit "Elephant Poo", same stuff that Elephant Man smokes before recording his stupid Albums, except that in addition to that he is mentally pissturbed.
Jon Zoo is for words what action-sequences by Jon Woo are for my Grandma.
JonZoo Yournalism is Journalism just like you like it, or just like you liked if you liked it like we like it.
JonZoo is JonZooming into the subject of interest closer than you ever experienced before, JonZoo is falling on your dried out mind-desert like MonZoon on the Moon when God takes a piss in the night and doesn't hit the Earth in the dark. Respective the Moon is the toilet lid of the Earth and we are the stuff off the back of gods mind that he didn't want to get into print and tried to flush down the toilet but it survived and claimed itself to be intelligent and installed itself a small but resistant civilisation at the edge of gods toilet. Humans - refused to be flushed. Royal Flush. Hush Wigga!
Some people confuse JonZoo with Gonzo, but that's like parking in an underground-garage during an earthquake and asking the next guy if he could change you some money for the ticket-machine.
Uff Toytsch
Allet Jonzo oder wat?
Bei dir is wohl nüsch mehr allet Jonzo in Ochtnung oda wie?
Jonzo schlimm isset doch janüsch.
Soll ihn doch der Jorjonzola holen.
Jonzo.
Der Jonzo-Journalismus unterscheidet sich vom Gonzo-Journalismus vorallendingen durch seine Zwiebel auf dem Kopf.