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The BearJew aka Der Bärenjude:
The BearJew FactFeed
- The Bear Jew scares the ghosts from Insidious. They tried to take his body once, but they ran off...
- The Bear Jew scares the ghosts from Insidious. They tried to take his body once, but they ran off... [?]
- There is no Zuul, there is only the Bear Jew.
- There is no Zuul, there is only the Bear Jew. [?]
- Coming Out Of Retirement For This.
- But that “teaser script” for “Kill Bill 3” is bullshit. The twitter account... [?]
- FACT: Bear Jew Babies are always as ruggedly handsome like their...
FACT: Bear Jew Babies are always as ruggedly handsome like their father, the Bear Jew.
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A woman should consider herself lucky if the Bear Jew chooses to impregnate her. He only grants a select few the special privilege of raising his sons to be bat-swinging, Nazi-scalping (and not to forget: hairy) maniacs.- The Bear Jew has all of the Deathly Hallows.
- The Bear Jew has all of the Deathly Hallows. [?]
- The answer to life, the Universe, and everything is the Bear Jew.
- If The Bear Jew beat your head in with a baseball bat, you’d have to fight off the strong urge...
- If The Bear Jew beat your head in with a baseball bat, you’d have to fight off the strong urge... [?]
- Apple pays the Bear Jew $1.29 each time he listens to a song. via Baylen
- Apple pays the Bear Jew $1.29 each time he listens to a song. via Baylen [?]
- The Basterds - have to recognize all the Basterds too!
The Basterds - have to recognize all the Basterds too!
[?]- I haven’t done a new poster in awhile, so when I get home...
I haven’t done a new poster in awhile, so when I get home today, I’ll start working on a new one.
Till then, I’ve posted the two original facts poster for you today.
[?]- And one year ago today, Bear Jew Facts was created! Woke up...
And one year ago today, Bear Jew Facts was created!
Woke up after seeing the midnight screening and this thought in my head that the Bear jew doesn’t sleep. He waits. And from that I decided to actually do something and made this! With hitting that one year mark, I’ll look into changing some things and updating more frequently.
Thanks to everyone for making Bear Jew Facts such a success!
[?]- One year ago today, Inglourious Basterds arrived in theaters and...
One year ago today, Inglourious Basterds arrived in theaters and it was off the fucking chain! Wish I could write something better but at the moment I’m beyond tired and can’t think. So tell me your Inglourious Basterds stories, and I’ll try and post some of those up.
As for mine, I went to a midnight showing over in Tampa. Ended up going alone, but sat next to this guy and his kid, who I think was 11 or 12. The dad said this was his first Tarantino movie. I thought that was the coolest thing. My parents would definitely not have taken me to see the movie at that age, and it would have been lame shit. So major props to parents who know what’s up and will take their kids to see a Tarantino flick.
[?]- Purple Rain
- The Bear Jew has purified himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka then smacked the shit out of... [?]
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roguisheames / ridethekick / badwolfs
[?]- Can you use inception on the Bear Jew?
- You can try but when you get down there he will probably have his way with you before sending you... [?]
- Should you ever find yourself plagued by hiccups, all you need to do is imagine the Bear Jew is...
- Should you ever find yourself plagued by hiccups, all you need to do is imagine the Bear Jew is... [?]
- whytheyrehot:
Why He’s Hot:
That’s Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you... 
[?]Why He’s Hot:
- That’s Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname: The Bear Jew. That alone should get your loins tingling.
- Fuck a duck! Look at those muscles. All of his Nazi killing has clearly kept him in top physical condition.
- His eyes. Those big, dark balls of hotness let you know that he has killed before, but also that there may be a tender side deep within him. I for one would be willing to explore that further given the chance.
- He looks ridiculously good in a suit. Check him out. He is also the only person in the known universe who can wear pants this high and come out of it looking hot as all hell.
- He doesn’t just beat German soldiers with a club. Bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. I’d be willing to step up to the plate anytime he wanted to swing his ”bat” in my direction, that’s for sure.
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- The Bear Jew doesn't take kindly to bullshit rumours.
- And he knows how to take care of those who start them. [?]
- Which does the bear jew prefer? Staring at people or actually having sex?
- Why have a prefence when he can enjoy doing both at the same time? [?]
- I am a blonde hair blue eyed german.....but i am also jewish. should i be afraid?
- Nope. Typically, the blonde hair, blue eyed, German Nazi’s are the ones who need to be afraid. [?]
The BearJew GoogleNewsFeed
- The Peter Principle…Welcome to the Chicago Bears - Rant Sports
[?]The Peter Principle…Welcome to the Chicago Bears
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by Chicago Bear Jew I've been on enough tirades about newly hired GM Phil Emery, I would like to start with the other knuckleheads around Halas Hall. Team CEO George McCaskey is in the job because his last name happens to be that of his mother Virginia ...und weitere » - Ten Random Thoughts on the Chicago Bears & NFL Playoffs - Rant Sports
[?]Ten Random Thoughts on the Chicago Bears & NFL Playoffs
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by Chicago Bear Jew 1. I know what you're thinking…Chicago Bear Jew, will you please stop patting yourself on the back for your New York Giants prediction? But, it doesn't get old when you're so darn right about something. Especially when that thing ...und weitere » - What Five Questions Would I Ask the Chicago Bears GM Candidate… - Rant Sports
[?]What Five Questions Would I Ask the Chicago Bears GM Candidate…
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by Chicago Bear Jew The Chicago Bears have been interviewing candidates all week for their vacant position. To this point, they've interviewed or are planning on interviewing Tim Ruskell (Director of Player Personnel with the Bears), ...und weitere » - Six Random Thoughts on the Chicago Bears GM Search… - Rant Sports
[?]Six Random Thoughts on the Chicago Bears GM Search…
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by Chicago Bear Jew 1. Why the hell is Tim Ruskell not been totally eliminated from the GM conversation? It's sweet that the Chicago Bears gave him an interview, but he should be officially out of the picture. His track record in Seattle makes Jerry ...und weitere » - Chicago Bears Hire Phil Emery as General Manager…From Bad to Worse - Rant Sports
[?]Chicago Bears Hire Phil Emery as General Manager…From Bad to Worse
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by Chicago Bear Jew In a move that makes me want to cancel my season tickets and become a monk, the Chicago Bears embraced bad football by hiring Kansas City Director of College Scouting Phil Emery to replace Jerry Angelo as General Manager.und weitere » - Football Double Check…Green Bay Packers - Rant Sports
[?]Football Double Check…Green Bay Packers
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by Chicago Bear Jew The Green Bay Packers go down as the worst 15-1 team in NFL history. If it wasn't for the help of two of the worst calls in the modern era by the officials, the Packers would only have scored six points. Packers fans can call this ...und weitere » - A View on the Chicago Bears from England…The GM Hunt - Rant Sports
[?]A View on the Chicago Bears from England…The GM Hunt
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by Chicago Bear Jew One of our biggest and best Chicago Bears fans Alasdair Lynch (Twitter alibud69) lives in England but is as passionate and knowledgeable as any Bears fan I know. He always provides a unique perspective on the Bears and provides us a ...- Should the Chicago Bears Hire Nick Saban? - Rant Sports
[?]Should the Chicago Bears Hire Nick Saban?
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by Chicago Bear Jew I'ma huge Nick Saban fan and would love to see him as the Chicago Bears General Manager. The guy is a great football mind and understands how to build successful programs. I know what you're going to say, he was a disaster with the ...und weitere » - Giants vs. Patriots: Who 20 Celeb Fans Are Rooting for in the Super Bowl - NextMovie (blog)
[?]Giants vs. Patriots: Who 20 Celeb Fans Are Rooting for in the Super Bowl
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His cameos often include him wearing Red Sox garb, and as "The Bear Jew" in "Inglourious Basterds," he had a thick Boston accent. Before the AFC Championship game he tweeted to Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco: "Watching you guys today from Chile!und weitere » - 8 Jewish Characters That Kicked Ass Even On The Sabbath - Screen Junkies
[?]8 Jewish Characters That Kicked Ass Even On The Sabbath
Screen Junkies
Known as "The Bear Jew" Eli Roth's character staff sergeant Donny Donowitz develops a reputation for beating to death Nazi's with a baseball bat. And boy, does it cause a lot of mess. Forced to build a new home in a forest in the east of Europe, ...