Blackhat seo
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Fuck Blackhat SEO.
Search Engine Spammers are the lowest lifeform possible.
In Blackhat SEO you mostly find people hyping themselves and each other for dwelling deep down in the dark innards of marketing bullshit mixed up with some programming-skills.
Are you a Blackhat-SEO-Script-Kiddie?
Fuck you.
Scriptomaniac Ad-Addicted Spam-Junkie?
Fuck you.
This is Berlin City, Germoney, it is a pitch-black, dark and cold winternight, the windows are open, oxygene is floating freely into my system, the lights are out, i am hacking - hacking what?
I am hacking "greed".
Better never meet me on the wrong side of town while i'm in a bad mood about marketing bullshit. I hate advertising, for a reason, the reason is: i hate lies.
I am hacking the world, to make it a better place. I love the Internet because it could be a knowledge-distribution-dream come true, and then you stupid spam-kiddies come along and start automatically generating bullshit-websites with bullshit-content slowing down evolution by filling up the channels of wisdom with advertising?
What a grandfathersucking nightmare is this?
How come there are whole forums full of people adoring the so called "masters" of Bullshit-SEO?
This is the end, this is going absolutely nowhere, this is the dumbest misuse of technological and creative potential i have ever seen, besides producing weapons of mass destruction. You are reproducing weapons of mass distraction and at the same time celebrating yourselves as "underground" and/or "pirate kings" (oxymoron anyway, you morons with oxy-gene deficiency)? You are 100% supporting and promoting the bullshit-lifestyle that you suggest yourself to be fighting against. You are by no way hackers at all, or if, then the worst that could become of a hacker, a greedy, soulfisticated superslacker in deep coma.
Nigerian Scammers are noble compared to you 21st-century-digital-boys-went-wrongs.
Come on, what are you data-suckers doing there in your pseudo-protected wanna-be-underground dark-room-forums? Giving each other nonstop-redirect brainjobs and feeling part of some weird wanna-be-high-iq secret society scene?
You are not only wasting you own braincycles and lifetime on this bullshit, that wouldn't be a crime against humanity, that would be your personal decision, but you are actively slowing down planetary evolution by sticking mass-generated stinky-slime into the anyway totally choked data-pipes of humanity - that is a crime against development of civilisation. That is real terrorism.
Okay, you say you are forced to make money that way because otherwise you would die? That's why you stupid fucks joined the underground-resistance and decided to do advertisement for your enemies? You are brainless propaganda-zombies willingly reproducing the bullshit that you grew up with, you are turning the whole world into one big obey-advertising, and even if one of the million people out there even dumber than you would try to inform himself on the internet - he wouldn't find any useful information. He would get lost in the infomercial-soft-selling senseless seo-spam-swamp that you generated.
The internet could have been a source of information, a way to share the knowledge and wisdom of the world with everyone - but all you fucking marketing-schmocks and advertising-antichrists ruined it forever.
Yeah - right - you destroyed the planet.
Fuck you.
What is Blackhat SEO?
SEO is Search Engine Optimization is optimizing the code-structure of your website, so that information can easily be found by search engines.
Blackhat SEO is using everything up to illegal technical trickery to get your website in high-ranking places in search-engine results, but that only for the purpose to make money of the advertising on your website, not because there is some useful information on your website - so actually Blackhat SEO People are putting bullshit in your search result to trap you in their advertising-maelstrom, they are stealing your time, while you try to look up some useful information on the internet to save the world, these people distract you and bombard you with pseudo-useful websites, that after a few clicks turn out to be a totally time-wasting bunch of crap-sites that do nothing but wasting server-space, thinking-time, lifetime, electrical energy and are through all that slowing down humanities evolution.
So, now you know.
There are gonna be no links here on that subject, they don't deserve none.
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